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Lucky oiler
(Middle Alberta, author unknown)

1. There far in Alberta, in Edmonton,
I am going to find my new sweet home.
So do not cry my oldie mom,
Edm is calling, I have to gone.

Ref: Wripity, dripity, wripity, drip,
If you are lucky boy, don’t fear of hit.
Wripity, dripity, wripity, drip,
all my old worries now go to pit.

2. There is a land, where oil comes from.
That’s moneys smell - in Edmonton.
So I’ll catch drill and pull it down.
I ‘ll be the king of oily town.

Ref: Wripity, dripity…

3. There is no oil, only sand and stone.
And awful smell of this hell Edmonton.
Oh, even if I broke last of my knife,
I am still lucky with my sweet wife.

Ref: Wripity, dripity, wripity, drip,
If you see hot chicken, go right for it.
Wripity, dripity, wripity, drip,
If you have drill, so pull on it.
Pruvodce pro kojoty - klikni vtip z Edmonton Journalu koblihy nee

Your luck is laying in the alley
(Alberta, author unknown)

1. I am looking for a girl who 'll give me a luck,
but all I've met tell me: do you have bugs?
So I stayed alone and away flew hope,
I went to an alley with old but strong rope.

2. There in the darkness in lanterns light,
I saw her figure and flashing eyes
She said: "You guy don't through your live away!",
and from this time we have the same way.

Ref: Hally galli, in the alley ,
you find your luck and your dream.
Hally galli, in the alley,
go there and you'll get everything.

3. I am satysfied and living great life,
so many children and my charming wife.
and if we need anything as usualy.
it easy my dear we find it in the alley.

Ref: Hally galli, in the ... ,

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Oznaceni stupnu zimy (Dle knihy How to be a Canadian)

Sychravo Pod nulou fouka vitr, snehova vanice
Lezavo Hluboko pod nulou, vichrice, tri metry snehu, potulujici se ledni medvedi
Zima Minus 40 s pripoctenim vetru a vlhkosti spise minus 100 (take oznacovano "bozinku to je zima")
Opravdu zima Doba preziti na otevrenem prostranstvi 10 minut
Velka zima Doba preziti 5 minut
Zatracena zima 2 minuty preziti
Opravdu velice zatracena zima 1 minuta
Mraz Kdo nakonec potrebuje vsech deset prstu?
Prilis velky mraz na to jit do obchodaku Teoreticka teplota pouzivana pouze jako vedecka hypoteza (neco jako nekonecno, ale vice abstraktni).
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